Originally written February 13, 2009
Man I told y'all it was coming, I felt it in my bones lmao
Boy O' Boy, I've experienced some suga honey iced tea
these past couple of months have been something else
N-words and B-words alike aren't safe,
this note as well as the others in the trilogy
are tapping everybodys asses!!!
First off let me make this clear,
If u THINK Im talking about u
then 10 times out of 10 I AM
Cuz its OBVIOUS if u think its about u
then u've done something to me
to even make u think Im writing 2 u.
So that means u fall under the category
of a FEMALE DOG AZ GARDEN TOOL!
Ehemm...Shut the Phuck up sit back and stop phucking thinking
Opps I mean stop TRYING to THINK you dumb piss slurping rats!
Once again I'm returning to say PHUCK all you wild BOARS
HAHAHA I laugh at myself as I write this cuz its funny beach!!
You AIDS infested BURNIN sexual organ having Roaches
erk my nerves to no end, yet Without you there would be
no HUMOR in the world, and I wouldn't have to write this
Beach ball N-words are the MOST STUPID I swear!!!
They are the epitome of DoDo birds.
Dumb defenseless lazy ass flighless BIRDS.
Retarded ass low life N- words...they kill me
Motha f-er why Cant yo dumb ass just be true and real
When the phuck did being a PEON become the new fad??
Broke skimpy HUNCHBACK rag-a-muffins
PRETENDING to be something your NOT,
Your nothing but a FACE PLATE changing IDIOT, ya dumb garden tool
Get OFFENDED I dont give 2 shits, what the fuck you gone do?
Not a got damn thing gone stop ME!!
FAKE shape shifting stank booty crust phuckers!
How the h e double hockey sticks the weave in my hair
MORE REAL than yo Beach ball ass? HAHAHA
Im a CONTROVERSIAL figure in these streets and I DONT CARE
Comment dammit! I dare you to!!!
Komodo dragon looking toe jam smelling CREATURES
Say some slick suga honey iced t now,
cuz the suga honey iced t aint changing me...
I'm still the same female that walked these streets alone!
BELOW average NO SENSE Dwellers of night acting minions
FAGGOT ass dick in the penis SUSPECT ass FERRIS community!!! ha
Thats Hee larry is-Hilarious for all you (my mama dropped me 2 many times kids!)
You FEEBLEMINDED GARDEN TOOLS chasing after MORONS!
Its STUPID, way beyond DUMB! Why stupid? WHY
If only you HEBETUDINOUS "women" would learn!
I got a secret to tell...Yo "PENIS" wanted to "DICK" me!!!
But since Shay got SENSE that act aint HAPPEN,
Don't take it to heart suga, but you a lil THICKHEADED! lol
I'm RUDE, yes I know.I'm EVIL, and I love that
I'm MEAN but I aint complaining
Cuz its ME! And thats 100% Real unlike YOU!
Ememm my ALTER.ego...Pure.evil is tatted on my foot
Thought I was LYING, umm NO...
I have FEW emotions towards the human race...
Bye Garden tools for now!
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Phuck u, the rest of u, yall n them!FEMALE DOG AZ GARDN TOOLS PT3
Originally written October 3, 2008
YEA M'FERS I am back at it but....
This is dedicated to a brand new bunch of PEOPLE or shall i say MINIONS!
First off let me make this clear,
If u THINK Im talking about u
then 10 times out of 10 I AM
Cuz its OBVIOUS if u think its about u
then u've done something to me
to even make u think Im writing 2 u.
So that means u fall under the category
of a FEMALE DOG AZ GARDEN TOOL!
Phuck all of u once again, Im tired of my
kindness and quietness being taken for weakness ONCE again!
QUIET=STRENGTH....NOISE=WEAKNESS!!!!
In regards 2 u SNOT EATING SHIT SNIFFING umm IDIOTS
that are supposed 2 be "FRIENDS"
I would Like to RETRACT ALL statements of KINDESS
I have ever verbalized to u all!
Now sit the PHUCK back and PAY ATTENTION!
I thought that it was me that had problems
But u few Select MINUTE CRUMB GRABBERS
Have PROBLEMS, U fuckers are sooo
PHUCKING UNINTELLIGENT
it makes NO GOT DAMN SENSE!
You are UNINTELLIGENT
on the grounds that your IGNORANCE
EXCEEDS the ability you have for
taking in anything VALUABLE as in INTELLIGENCE.
Simply put y'all just some
DUMB BOGGER EATING NEANDERTHRALS
FORMLESS sorry ass examples of
"COLLEGE STUDENTS" Make me sick!
I smirk at you for thinking u can be labeled as such
COLLEGE HA! Your more ELEMENTARY my dear Watsons!
I'll be nice and say what you really are........
Fake, Rude, Ignorant, Dumb,
and just Pointless to my existence :)
U Sissified epicenes hermaphrodites!
YES I SAID IT! now what u gone do?
NOTHING! Exactly what the Phuck I thought, Beach ass TRAMPS
And for you simple minded NESCIENTS, I meant to say BEACH!
BLOCKHEADED singulars KEEP my name IN your MOUTH
I ACTUALLY APPRECIATE my name in your mouth
cuz It just feels so GOOD when you say it!
I have ORGASMS every time
SHANTINIQUE leaves your LIPS!
So please REPEAT IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER
You place me in a world of Ecstasy...LAME DUCKS!
Dont forget, NOTHING you say can MAKE ME MAD!
Do you wana know why? PHUCK it, Im telling u anyway!
NOTHING you say will make me mad SIMPLY cuz
YOU and ALL that BELIEVES the SUGA HONEY ICED T u say
are NOT my FRIENDS, So EXPLAIN to me WHY what YOU
SAY is IMPORTANT or HURTFUL to ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
EXACTLY WHAT THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS I thought
You have NO affecting Impact on my life!.....
U are to my Life as NOCTURNALs are to the SUN
U are SOOO very POINTLESS or shall I say INEPT to ME!
HAVE A NICE PHUCKING DAY BEACHES!!!!
PART 4 COMING SOON, and if you haven't read the previous one DO SO NOW!
YEA M'FERS I am back at it but....
This is dedicated to a brand new bunch of PEOPLE or shall i say MINIONS!
First off let me make this clear,
If u THINK Im talking about u
then 10 times out of 10 I AM
Cuz its OBVIOUS if u think its about u
then u've done something to me
to even make u think Im writing 2 u.
So that means u fall under the category
of a FEMALE DOG AZ GARDEN TOOL!
Phuck all of u once again, Im tired of my
kindness and quietness being taken for weakness ONCE again!
QUIET=STRENGTH....NOISE=WE
In regards 2 u SNOT EATING SHIT SNIFFING umm IDIOTS
that are supposed 2 be "FRIENDS"
I would Like to RETRACT ALL statements of KINDESS
I have ever verbalized to u all!
Now sit the PHUCK back and PAY ATTENTION!
I thought that it was me that had problems
But u few Select MINUTE CRUMB GRABBERS
Have PROBLEMS, U fuckers are sooo
PHUCKING UNINTELLIGENT
it makes NO GOT DAMN SENSE!
You are UNINTELLIGENT
on the grounds that your IGNORANCE
EXCEEDS the ability you have for
taking in anything VALUABLE as in INTELLIGENCE.
Simply put y'all just some
DUMB BOGGER EATING NEANDERTHRALS
FORMLESS sorry ass examples of
"COLLEGE STUDENTS" Make me sick!
I smirk at you for thinking u can be labeled as such
COLLEGE HA! Your more ELEMENTARY my dear Watsons!
I'll be nice and say what you really are........
Fake, Rude, Ignorant, Dumb,
and just Pointless to my existence :)
U Sissified epicenes hermaphrodites!
YES I SAID IT! now what u gone do?
NOTHING! Exactly what the Phuck I thought, Beach ass TRAMPS
And for you simple minded NESCIENTS, I meant to say BEACH!
BLOCKHEADED singulars KEEP my name IN your MOUTH
I ACTUALLY APPRECIATE my name in your mouth
cuz It just feels so GOOD when you say it!
I have ORGASMS every time
SHANTINIQUE leaves your LIPS!
So please REPEAT IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER
You place me in a world of Ecstasy...LAME DUCKS!
Dont forget, NOTHING you say can MAKE ME MAD!
Do you wana know why? PHUCK it, Im telling u anyway!
NOTHING you say will make me mad SIMPLY cuz
YOU and ALL that BELIEVES the SUGA HONEY ICED T u say
are NOT my FRIENDS, So EXPLAIN to me WHY what YOU
SAY is IMPORTANT or HURTFUL to ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
EXACTLY WHAT THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS I thought
You have NO affecting Impact on my life!.....
U are to my Life as NOCTURNALs are to the SUN
U are SOOO very POINTLESS or shall I say INEPT to ME!
HAVE A NICE PHUCKING DAY BEACHES!!!!
PART 4 COMING SOON, and if you haven't read the previous one DO SO NOW!
Phuck u, the rest of u, yal n em!FEMALE DOG AZ GARDEN TOOLS PT2
Originally written July 15, 2008
{Ehemm}
First off let me make this clear,
If u think Im talking about u
then 10 times out of 10 I am
Cuz its obvious if u think its about u
then u've done something to me
to even make u think Im writing 2 u.
So that means u fall under the category
of Backstabbing Heffas!
Geez Gosh all mighty, here we go again
It seem as though these females today are just stupid!
They claim those, they do this, they say that
Skeezer do one thing and stay true to it (Dumb Dumb)....
Grimey az grease, sea floor bottom eaters
listen to me, STAY THE H E Double Hockey Sticks AWAY
cuz Im coming fo that az and aint no mercy this way
I thought I made myself clear in my previous note for
those of u who haven't read it its UGLY FEMALE AZ GARDEN TOOLZ
Omg u two toned, double faced monsters kill me, yall hilarious tho
Backstabbing heffas are sneaky like stretch marks
They SLOWLY CREEP n, r HARD TO HIDE and HARD AS HELL 2 get rid of
Ur smiles are FAKER than the Gel based nails on my fingers
Yall quick to break and disintegrate, cute for a minute but useless
Yall 304's ACT TIGHTER than the JEANS ON MY HIPS,
Biish I think thats A LIL HOMO naw that shit STRAIGHT GAY
The hour's u retarded blonde blue eyed acting bimbo's spend
on doing nothing is my ACT score (24) all day Barbie
Now tramp DROP AND GIVE ME 50
reasons not to DESTROY EVERYTHING u hold dear to u
Which should take about 2 SECONDS considering u have NOTHING
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 U better RUN u Empty minded boggled brain child
Im the Life of the party dont get it twisted ur just my sidekick
So Robin gone head and get Shay's mobile and take me to Devil's Towers
Where Im the BIGGEST BOSS bringing in a million
Mini (attempt to be) me u cant be me
or anything like me so stop trying jockers
Stop trying to Dress like me, Walk like me,
Look like me cuz ONLY I can be ME!!!
Dear Minion, Thanks for doing my laundry,
sorting my garbage, taking in my scrapes,
sleeping outside my room on the floor,
O the list could go on but u get it dont u?
Well if u dont TO PHUCKING BAD!
Ur NOT PAID to THINK or HAVE AN OPINION
just be a good little FOLLOWER and DO AS I SAY!
To Be Continued once again......
Have A Nice Day!!!
{Ehemm}
First off let me make this clear,
If u think Im talking about u
then 10 times out of 10 I am
Cuz its obvious if u think its about u
then u've done something to me
to even make u think Im writing 2 u.
So that means u fall under the category
of Backstabbing Heffas!
Geez Gosh all mighty, here we go again
It seem as though these females today are just stupid!
They claim those, they do this, they say that
Skeezer do one thing and stay true to it (Dumb Dumb)....
Grimey az grease, sea floor bottom eaters
listen to me, STAY THE H E Double Hockey Sticks AWAY
cuz Im coming fo that az and aint no mercy this way
I thought I made myself clear in my previous note for
those of u who haven't read it its UGLY FEMALE AZ GARDEN TOOLZ
Omg u two toned, double faced monsters kill me, yall hilarious tho
Backstabbing heffas are sneaky like stretch marks
They SLOWLY CREEP n, r HARD TO HIDE and HARD AS HELL 2 get rid of
Ur smiles are FAKER than the Gel based nails on my fingers
Yall quick to break and disintegrate, cute for a minute but useless
Yall 304's ACT TIGHTER than the JEANS ON MY HIPS,
Biish I think thats A LIL HOMO naw that shit STRAIGHT GAY
The hour's u retarded blonde blue eyed acting bimbo's spend
on doing nothing is my ACT score (24) all day Barbie
Now tramp DROP AND GIVE ME 50
reasons not to DESTROY EVERYTHING u hold dear to u
Which should take about 2 SECONDS considering u have NOTHING
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 U better RUN u Empty minded boggled brain child
Im the Life of the party dont get it twisted ur just my sidekick
So Robin gone head and get Shay's mobile and take me to Devil's Towers
Where Im the BIGGEST BOSS bringing in a million
Mini (attempt to be) me u cant be me
or anything like me so stop trying jockers
Stop trying to Dress like me, Walk like me,
Look like me cuz ONLY I can be ME!!!
Dear Minion, Thanks for doing my laundry,
sorting my garbage, taking in my scrapes,
sleeping outside my room on the floor,
O the list could go on but u get it dont u?
Well if u dont TO PHUCKING BAD!
Ur NOT PAID to THINK or HAVE AN OPINION
just be a good little FOLLOWER and DO AS I SAY!
To Be Continued once again......
Have A Nice Day!!!
Phuck u, the rest of u, yall n them!FEMALE DOG AZ GARDN TOOLS
Originally written April 28, 2008
Dedicated to all Women have problems with Female dog az garden tools!
Since who ever it may concern didnt get it the first time I need to repost it!!!
First off let me make this clear,
If u think Im talking about u
then 10 times out of 10 I am
Cuz its obvious if u think its about u
then u've done something to me
to even make u think Im writing 2 u.
So that means u fall under the category
of a FEMALE DOG AZ GARDEN TOOL!
Phuck all of u once again, Im tired of my
kindness and quietness being taken for weakness.
In regards 2 u UNSTABLE FEMALE CREATURES
that are supposed 2 be "FRIENDS"
Yall are just ants beneath my shoes.
Don't think u've made me mad bcuz u havent
I just got TIRED and FED up with ur ANTICS!
After awhile they get played out
and u become a PREDICTABLE NOBODY!
Yes I said u become a PREDICTABLE NOBODY!!!
Cuz I already have u figured out....
I KNOW what ur wearing tomorrow
I KNOW what ur thinking wit u just lookin at me
If u thinks that weird, I ALREADY KNOW what ur gona say 2 this.
"I dont know where this came from,
Ive never seen this side of SHAY"
U FEMALE DOGS know NOTHING about me...
Nobody knows about ME!
Im too COMPLEX to be figured out.
Compared 2 u 1 DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS
Im a character of MANY DIMENSIONS.
While u GARDEN TOOLS are here STUCK on Earth
Im millions of light years away in another GALAXY!
SKEEZERS, I ADAPT, I can easily move around groups of people.
Bcuz I have MULTIPLE EGO'S, dont try 2 uncover them
cuz u will get CONFUSED, Im way 2 DEEP.
U will NEVER see the end to my tunnel,
maybe bcuz I dont have a tunnel but a BLACK HOLE.!
I sit here and ABSORB anything that gets 2 close.
For those SKEEZERS that think ur DISRESPECTING my name
Ur not, bcuz the things u say only make my day!
I must be making it Hard out here for u wana be PIMPS,
since Im TRUE to my PIMPNESS u wana be this. haha lol
My job as C.E.O, PRESIDENT, VICE-PRESIDENT, FOUNDER,
CO-FOUNDER, SPONSOR ETC; is being handled perfectly
Since my employees are doing exceptionally well HATING.
Production is at its PEAK now
and is likely to see even greater improvements in the years to come
since I am no where near being DONE!
U DIRTY SLIME EATING HEFFA'S are PATHETIC.
The only PURPOSE u have in LIFE
is to ENTERTAIN me and make my life more ENJOYABLE!
I am in AWE of ur CONNIVING AND DECEITFUL WAYS though.
How u can just BETRAY ur FRIENDS is AWESOME!
In that field ur work is FLAWLESS.
But I am WOMAN enough to ADMIT that I am NOT
LOW enough or PETTY enough to do ur job BIOTCH!!!! : )
To Be Continued......
Have A Nice Day!!!
Dedicated to all Women have problems with Female dog az garden tools!
Since who ever it may concern didnt get it the first time I need to repost it!!!
First off let me make this clear,
If u think Im talking about u
then 10 times out of 10 I am
Cuz its obvious if u think its about u
then u've done something to me
to even make u think Im writing 2 u.
So that means u fall under the category
of a FEMALE DOG AZ GARDEN TOOL!
Phuck all of u once again, Im tired of my
kindness and quietness being taken for weakness.
In regards 2 u UNSTABLE FEMALE CREATURES
that are supposed 2 be "FRIENDS"
Yall are just ants beneath my shoes.
Don't think u've made me mad bcuz u havent
I just got TIRED and FED up with ur ANTICS!
After awhile they get played out
and u become a PREDICTABLE NOBODY!
Yes I said u become a PREDICTABLE NOBODY!!!
Cuz I already have u figured out....
I KNOW what ur wearing tomorrow
I KNOW what ur thinking wit u just lookin at me
If u thinks that weird, I ALREADY KNOW what ur gona say 2 this.
"I dont know where this came from,
Ive never seen this side of SHAY"
U FEMALE DOGS know NOTHING about me...
Nobody knows about ME!
Im too COMPLEX to be figured out.
Compared 2 u 1 DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS
Im a character of MANY DIMENSIONS.
While u GARDEN TOOLS are here STUCK on Earth
Im millions of light years away in another GALAXY!
SKEEZERS, I ADAPT, I can easily move around groups of people.
Bcuz I have MULTIPLE EGO'S, dont try 2 uncover them
cuz u will get CONFUSED, Im way 2 DEEP.
U will NEVER see the end to my tunnel,
maybe bcuz I dont have a tunnel but a BLACK HOLE.!
I sit here and ABSORB anything that gets 2 close.
For those SKEEZERS that think ur DISRESPECTING my name
Ur not, bcuz the things u say only make my day!
I must be making it Hard out here for u wana be PIMPS,
since Im TRUE to my PIMPNESS u wana be this. haha lol
My job as C.E.O, PRESIDENT, VICE-PRESIDENT, FOUNDER,
CO-FOUNDER, SPONSOR ETC; is being handled perfectly
Since my employees are doing exceptionally well HATING.
Production is at its PEAK now
and is likely to see even greater improvements in the years to come
since I am no where near being DONE!
U DIRTY SLIME EATING HEFFA'S are PATHETIC.
The only PURPOSE u have in LIFE
is to ENTERTAIN me and make my life more ENJOYABLE!
I am in AWE of ur CONNIVING AND DECEITFUL WAYS though.
How u can just BETRAY ur FRIENDS is AWESOME!
In that field ur work is FLAWLESS.
But I am WOMAN enough to ADMIT that I am NOT
LOW enough or PETTY enough to do ur job BIOTCH!!!! : )
To Be Continued......
Have A Nice Day!!!
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